What is this website?
A shell of its former self. This used to be a website for my digital/tech freelancing but getting swamped with security notifications and AI trawlers was an annoyance. So now it’s this.
Hot tips for new players, from a tech veteran;
- Protect yourself online. Embrace Proton (my referral, if you’re kind). It’s worth the $$$.
- Get off TikTok. That algorithm rots your brain.
And now for some…
Crap haiku
Actually, winter sucks (240712)
Contrary to a previous haiku, it is in fact too cold
Winter’s biting chill, Beach days fade to grey; I take It back - long for sun.
Vivid Sydney this year (240617)
Surprised how much it’s fallen, quite lame this year
Neon dreams fell flat, Crowds disperse in silent night, Vivid lost its light.
On morality (240517)
Reflecting on the Bystander Effect…
Standards walked past, Acceptance grows in silence, Choices shape our path.
Traffic sucks (240430)
Sitting in a cage while all the motorcycles filter by. Great times.
Metal cage confines, Dreams of two wheels slicing through, Static world, this sucks.
Why are printers still a thing??? (240414)
Seriously, I just want to print a single page black and white document…
Magenta runs low, Black and white dreams unfulfilled, Silent printer waits.
People aren’t that… bright (240404)
It amazes me what group think leads to sometimes. How did we survive this long as a species?
Ideas, wild blaze, No matter how dumb, they spread, Infect like wildfire
Nu Zuland things (240329)
There are at least 10x more sheep than people here.
Whiskey whispers heat, Hot tub debates life’s queries, Sheep nod approval
Kinda over this heat tbh (240319)
Less global warming, thanks
Heat waves like Satan, Sweat-soaked sheets, oh what a treat, F*ck this, where's the snow?
Tyson and Kellie… (240317)
Why do I have dark carpet?
Fur and hair entwine, Vacuum brims with feline grace, Love sheds, home abides.
Living with a fluffy ball of murder (AKA a cat - 240227)
Haven’t quite made it past four belly rubs yet…
Three rubs, cat’s delight, Claws out, playful ambush - oops! Love bites, quite a sight.
Joys of product management… (240210)
May your sprints be Agile and your stakeholders slightly more decisive.
Stakeholders buzz ‘round, ”Change this, tweak that” they bemoan, Sprint goals, flutter by.